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Good Words

2011-03-25T08:32:00.000-07:00

The main difference between Attitude and Ego is that Attitude makes Us Individual and Unique, while Ego makes Us Alone.

My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure. - Abraham Lincoln

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose; a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen. - Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Life is full of endings, but every ending is a new beginning.

Good Quotes

2011-03-25T08:26:00.000-07:00

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. - Leo Tolstoy

We either make ourselves miserable or we make ourselves strong. The amount of effort is the same. - Carlos Castenada

Forgiveness is giving up the hope that the past could be any different. - Oprah Winfrey

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - Les Brown

Failure is the tuition you pay for success. - Walter Brunell

Beautiful Words

2011-03-25T08:12:00.000-07:00

Circumstances do not make the man; they merely reveal him to himself. - Epictetus

It’s hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Forgiveness is freeing up and putting to better use the energy once consumed by holding grudges, harboring resentments, and nursing unhealed wounds. - Sidney and Suzanne Simon

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. - Voltaire

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it's not going to go away. - Elvis Presley

Beautiful Quotes

2011-03-25T08:10:00.000-07:00

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

Leaders aren’t born they are made. And they are made just like anything else, through hard work. And that’s the price we’ll have to pay to achieve that goal, or any goal. - Vince Lombardi

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

A good heart is better than all the heads in the world. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

Awesome Words

2011-03-25T08:01:00.000-07:00

Many of life's failures are people who did not realise how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Alva Edison

Reach for your dreams and they will reach for you. - Hana Rose Zadra

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it goes on flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash

Nothing could be worse than the fear that one had given up too soon, and left one unexpended effort that might have saved the world. - Jane Addams

The will is to select a goal, determine a course of action that will bring one to that goal, and then hold to that action till the goal is reached. The key is action. - Michael Hanson

Awesome Quotes

2011-03-25T07:58:00.000-07:00

I am a part of all that I have met. - Alfred Tennyson

We must not, in trying to think about how we can make a big difference, ignore the small daily differences we can make which, over time, add up to big differences that we often cannot foresee. - Marian Wright Edelman

Goals are not only absolutely necessary to motivate us. They are essential to really keep us alive. - Robert H Schuller

What we call the secret of happiness is no more a secret than our willingness to choose life. - Leo Buscaglia

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

CAR A/C --- ALERT VERY VERY IMPORTANT FOR YOUR HEALTH

2010-10-25T19:41:00.000-07:00

Please note and circulate...

Do not turn on A/C immediately as soon as you enter Your .... CAR!

Please open the windows after you enter your car and do not turn ON the
  air-conditioning immediately. According to a research done, the car dashboard,
  sofa, air freshener emits Benzene, a Cancer causing toxin (carcinogen- take note
  of the heated plastic smell in your car). In addition to causing cancer, it poisons
  your bones, causes anemia, and reduces white blood cells. Prolonged exposure
  will cause Leukemia, increasing the risk of cancer may also cause miscarriage.


Acceptable Benzene level indoors is 50 mg per sq. ft. A car parked indoors with
  the windows closed will contain 400-800 mg of Benzene. If parked outdoors
  under the sun at a temperature above 60 degrees F, the Benzene level goes up
  to 2000-4000 mg, 40 times the acceptable level... & the people inside the car will
  inevitably inhale an excess amount of the toxins.


It is recommended that you open the windows and door to give time for
  the interior to air out before you enter. Benzene is a toxin that affects your
  kidney and liver, and is very difficult for your body to expel this toxic stuff.

"When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it,
  you have a moral obligation to share it with others"

IF I AM RICH . . .!!!

2010-10-25T19:38:00.000-07:00

IF I AM RICH . . .!!!

I will buy Moonlight

My bedroom will have a window which can look for the world

MY PET WITH THE DIAMOND TEETH .

My pretty servant always ready

MY GLASS MADE ONLY BY ORIGINAL DIAMOND

IF I HAVE TIME, I WILL PLAY GOLF ON THE BOAT

MY SECURITY FOR 24 HOURS

ONLY SPRING WATER FROM THE HIMALAYAS TO FLUSH MY TOILET

TOILET PAPER

MY SWIMMING POOL CAN ONLY FILL IN WITH EXPENSIVE PERFUME

ONLY A PROFESSIONAL CAN WASH MY CAR WHICH WAS GOLD PLATED

MY LAPTOP WITH DIAMOND EDGING AND HAS Intel Pentium IX WITH RAM 30 Gigabite .

MY TRAVELING! CAR

MY HOLIDAY HOUSE

OK, ENOUGH OF DREAMING!!!

GET BACK TO WORK NOW!

Awesome words and quotes

2009-12-12T14:15:00.000-08:00

ignorance is a big mistake.

Often people blame their luck... But they forget it's not a matter of chance, rather it's a matter of choice....

Thanksgiving day...Grace isn't a little prayer you chant before receiving a meal. It's a way to live And to all my Muslim friends Happy Eid to you and all your family … wish you many blessings returns … ... Happy Eidu ! May Allah bless you richly

Your body language speaks your mind........

Education is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes...

Fair and credible media is badly needed to ensure a true globalization.Killings, injuries, terror, fear, injustice and unresolved issues are seen throughout the world as a result of lies and fabrications of the irresponsible media.

There are those you want... but can never have and those that you can have.. you don't exactly want!

Awesome Quotes

2009-12-12T14:14:00.000-08:00

sometimes the biggest lie is saying you don't care. even when its killing you inside.

Getting angry is very easy...but staying calm is an art/skill mastered by very few.

Being honest and true sometimes can take the person you love away from you...

Today is International Day of Persons with Disabilities; Lets make a promise to take them along & never let them feel bad about themselves .......

One should always laugh when they can...Apologize when they should...and let go of what they can't change...

Good Words

2009-12-12T14:10:00.002-08:00

One of the most wonderful things in life is knowing someone you love is loving you back.

love has it's own time, season and own reason, you cant ask it to stay, you can only embrace it, as it comes & be glad that for a moment in your life it was yours.

Sympathy has dual effects or two sides for one coin , it can be seen both positively and negatively by different people

Good times.become good memories.Bad times,become good lessons....

Love enters the heart without introductions

Touching Words

2009-12-12T14:10:00.001-08:00

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others

Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.

If every story has a happy ending we might not learn."cos if the story ends happily we might not turn back and think which prevents us from learning."

never rush in making commitment in a relationship..."believe it or not...? find out urself if it's real or just a crush...before making a big step...CRUSH only lasts for few months...!!!! i think so..."

Accept the people with their strong and weak points, no body is perfect, humans R blend of different diverse characters

Beautiful Words

2009-12-12T14:07:00.000-08:00

Human relationships give life to our life.... "I'm talking about the "healthy" ones."

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time

Instead of continually wishing for more,take a loving and Thankful look at all that you already have... "By sincerely Appreciating what's already yours, you can build upon it to Reach any dream you could possibly imagine.."

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else

Confession is the beginning of forgiveness.

Awesome Words

2009-12-12T14:06:00.000-08:00

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination.

Anger and rudeness are a weak persons' false show of strength but politeness and cool mind reflects dignity and strength of a strong person

Temptation... Many of us are weak to it. Only some of us are able to resist it with or without help from others

lets forget the past and focus on future

Every new day is another chance to change your life.

Good Quotes and words

2009-12-12T14:03:00.000-08:00

anger and love have no limits; we should learn how to control both feelings...

Never let anyone steal ur joy..

What man's mind can create, man's character can control.

Fate controls who walks into ur life but u decide who u let walkout, who u let stay and who u refuse to let go.

The completeness we sense in life comes not always from the external but from what we feel and sense within...

Touching Words and Quotes

2009-12-12T14:01:00.001-08:00

Walk the 'walk of life' with dignity.

Love can be described in a million different ways but nothing beats experiencing it."Can't beat that glow that emanates from within and radiates from you."

Happy Diwali. May your inner light guide you through the ups and downs of life

searching for happiness is the first step for unhappiness

Invest in your health - the best investment ever!"I notice people are more concerned with their possessions, insuring them, looking after their new cars, new toys, yet do nothing for the No 1 most important thing in their life - their body. Once we lose our health it's gone, not replaceable, possessions are!"

Beautiful Quotes and Words

2009-12-12T13:57:00.000-08:00

Never ignore a gut feeling, but never believe that it's enough.

Dont worry about the people from your past...cause there is a reason they did not make it to your future!

Only mutual respect between humans can bring them closer

If u love somone...show it too ...it's far better than saying it in words only.

The best way to say goodbye : Never turn back

Awesome Quotes and Words

2009-12-12T13:48:00.000-08:00

there is always a reason for every unanswered question.....

Life is all about managing different kinds of people and circumstances....

only if we meet strangers, we can make friends.

Don't let frustration rule and ruin your life... "Self pity, more than anything, interferes with positive actions and moving forward. "

Time is a healer of hurt.

Google fun

2009-11-19T11:37:00.001-08:00

Hi Friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Google fun.... :)

GOOGLE FUN

Try this !

It's really cool...

1. Go to Google

2. Click images

3. Type 'flowers' or any other word.

4. You will get a page which is having full of images

5. Then delete the URL from the address bar and paste the
below script:

javascript:R= 0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position= 'absolute' ; DIS.left=Math. sin(R*x1+ i*x2+x3)* x4+x5; DIS.top=Math. cos(R*y1+ i*y2+y3)* y4+y5}R++ }setInterval( 'A()',5); void(0)

THE JOURNEY is still continue....

2009-11-19T06:52:00.000-08:00

THE JOURNEY OF ALL OF US…….JUST IMAGINE THE SITUATIONS……U WILL FEEL SOMEWHERE ELSE…..

when

The school reopened in June,

And we settled in our new desks and

benches!

When we queued up in book depot,

And got our new books

and notes!

When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet

managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.

We learnt writing with

slates and pencils, and

Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips!

When we began drawing with crayons and evolved to

Color pencils and finally sketch pens!

When we started calculating

first with tables and then with

Clarke's tables and advanced to

Calculators and computers!

When we chased one another in the

corridors in Intervals, and returned to the classrooms

Drenched in sweat!

When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,

Playgrounds,

under the trees and even in cycle sheds!

When all the colors in the world,

Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!

When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table,

Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!

When cricket was played with writing pads as bats,

And Neckties and socks rolled into balls!

When few played

'kabadi' and 'Kho-Kho' in scorching sun,

While others simply played

'book cricket' in the

Confines of classroom!

Of fights but no conspiracies,

Of Competitions but seldom jealousy!

When we used to

watch Live Cricket telecast,

In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks!

When few rushed at 3:45 to

'Conquer' window seats in our School bus!

While few others had 'Big Fun', 'peppermint' ,

'kulfi', ' milk ice !' and 'sharbat !' at 4o Clock!

Gone are the days

Of Sports Day,

and the annual School Day ,

And the one-month long

preparations for them.

Gone are the days

Of the stressful Quarterly,

Half Yearly and Annual Exams, And the most

enjoyed holidays after them!

Gone are the days

Of tenth and twelfth standards, when

We Spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!

We learnt,

We enjoyed,

We played,

We won,

We lost,

We laughed,

We cried,

We fought,

We thought.

With so much fun in them, so many friends,

So much experience, all this and more!

Gone are the days

When we used

to talk for hours with our friends!

Now we don't have time to say a `Hi'!

Gone are the days

When we played games on the road!

Now we plan on the road with laptop!

Gone are the days

When we saw stars Shining at Night!

Now we see stars when our plan doesn't work !

Gone are the days

When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds!

Now we chat in chat rooms......!

Gone are the days

Where we studied just to pass!

Now we study to save our job!

Gone are the days

Where we had no money in our pockets and still fun filled on our hearts!!

Now we have the atm as well as credit card but with an empty heart!!

Gone are the days

Where we shouted on the road!

Now we don't shout even at home

Gone are the days

Where we got lectures from all!

Now we give lectures to all... like the one I'm doing now....!!

Gone are the days

But not the memories, which will be

Lingering in my heart for ever and ever and

Ever and ever and ever .....

Gone are the Days.... But still there are lot more Days to come in our Life!!

NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE ,

DONT FORGET TO

LIVE THE LIFE THAT STILL

EXISTS...... ...

Very true thing about girls

2009-11-19T06:51:00.000-08:00

1)
When a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.
2)
When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.
3)
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions .... she is wondering how
long you will be around.
4)
When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all
fine.
5)
When a GIRL stares at you she is wondering why you are lying.
6)
When a GIRL lays on your chest .. she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
7)
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.
8)
When a GIRL says ' I love you ' .. she means it.
9)
When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' .... no one in this world can miss you more than
that.
10)
Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person ....
11)
Find a guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
12)
who calls you back when you hang up on him.
13)
who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ... kisses
your forehead.
14)
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
15)
Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
16)
Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he
is to have you.
17)
Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! '

Good Words and Quotes

2009-11-19T06:47:00.000-08:00

Tough times never last, but tough people do.

There are no failures - just experiences and your reactions to them.

EID IS THE DAY OF FRIENDSHIP WITH EVERY ONE, EVERY WHERE.

WELL DONE IS BETTER THAN WELL SAID

Never put out the WELCOME mat for an EVIL thought.

Living is the art of getting used to what we didnt expect!!!

sometimes not knowing is so much better, than knowing too much...

dont worry about failure.worry about the chances you miss when you dont even try

it's better to be the giver than a receiver... the one who helps than the one who needs help...

there is always a reason for every unanswered question.....

Beautiful Quotes

2009-11-19T06:46:00.000-08:00

Give people a second chance, because no one is perfect.

"Nobody can hurt me without my permission." - Mahatma Gandhi

sometimes two people have to fall apart to realize how much they need to fall back together

Just like the weather, people have the ability to change.

Your thoughts cause your feelings

Sometimes you should stop running behind what you want the most and let it come to you..................

Some people lose their health getting wealth and then lose their wealth gaining health..

The highest hurdle to cross is your own mindset .....

We have to explore ourselves to learn our own capabilities and limitations

its impossible to understand mystery of life, more we try to analyse more we become confuse

Awesome Quotes

2009-11-19T06:41:00.002-08:00

Forgiveness & Apology is not weakness

The more you expect, the more you get disappointed in life.

the difference between possible and impossible lies in a person's determination

One form of loving is when you just want the best for that person whether it includes you or not.

The character of a man is known from his conversations.

The best way to achieve your dreams is to wake up from sleep

Being frank doesn't mean that you have to hurt others !

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new....

Be with someone who knows what they have when they have you

Only Self Transformation leads to World Transformation..

Touching words and quotes

2009-11-19T06:41:00.001-08:00

Accept people and situations as they are

Never share your secrets with anybody. If you cannot keep secret with you, don't expect that other will keep it."It will destroy you."

Not all relations are eternal, but all of them bring something into our lives while they are there

Our everyday companions aren't necessarily our real friends

Love all, trust a few. "We look forward to the time when the Power of Love will replace the Love of Power. Then will our world know the blessings of peace"

It is not the receiver that is blessed, but it is the giver

You will never "find" time for anything. If you want time you must make it.

Make moments memories for you, and memorable for everyone else.

Everybody wants to have a loving and caring person next to them....
"Everybody wants to have a loving and caring person next to them. They dream of it, they are looking for it, but when they find it, they take it for granded, they get annoyed by it and then ignorance begins."

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone

Beautiful words and quotes

2009-11-19T06:34:00.000-08:00

An argument always interrupts a discussion.

Happiness is not the absence of problems but the ability to deal with them.

Love thyself and people will love thee.

Don't regret, because at that time, it was exactly what you wanted.

don't make the same mistake twice

DON'T EVER LOOK BACK .. CHANCES ARE ALWAYS IN FRONT OF YOU

The real battles we fight are on the inside..!

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

"The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it."

Love is possible after friendship, but friendship is not possible after love.

Awesome words and quotes

2009-11-19T06:28:00.000-08:00

A simple way to be fulfilled in a relationship is to express your need & listen to the other's need....

We see with our eyes but appreciate with our hearts

Any day you do not learn something new is a day you have wasted

Maturity doesnt come with age, it comes with awareness, experience and knowledge.

Over time, our material possessions become an integral part of our identity

The three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.

Success is to get what you want, luck is to keep what you get.

There is never a wrong time to do right things..

Every relationship has a name, a level and respect.Difficult to understand the difference required to handle each .

Try and fail, but don't fail to try

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2009-07-22T09:34:00.002-07:00

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Beautiful Words by Great People

2009-07-22T09:34:00.001-07:00

The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them. - George Bernard Shaw

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day; while failure is simply a few errors in judgement, repeated every day. - Jim Rohn

Beautiful Words

2009-07-22T09:33:00.002-07:00

Don't ask God for a easy life, ask him to make you a strong person

Sharing thoughts is the first step to improve understanding of our self and of each other.

No one is in charge of your happiness,but you..

We are never all alone...some memories are always with us...

Control your own destiny or someone else will

Beautiful Words by Great People

2009-07-22T09:33:00.001-07:00

To be pleased with one's limits is a wretched state. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill

Many people lose the small joys, in hope of the big happiness. - Pearl S Buck

In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is do the right thing. The worst thing you can do is do nothing. - Theodore Roosevelt

Good Words ... Thought of the day

2009-07-22T09:32:00.000-07:00

Don't evaluate or criticize your partner.

RECIPROCATION is a must in any relationship

value of relationship is not how much one feels happy with someone, but the emptyness in the absence of someone...

Opportunity is the offer circumstances design for you....

Awesome Words by Great People

2009-07-22T09:31:00.000-07:00

To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have. - Ken Keyes

You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action. - Anthony Robbins

The only thing that stands between a man and what he wants from life is often merely the will to try it and the faith to believe that it is possible. - Richard M DeVos

People who are unable to motivate themselves must be content with mediocrity, no matter how impressive their other talents. - Andrew Carnegie

Thoughts of the day... Good words

2009-07-22T09:22:00.000-07:00

TECHNOLOGY WILL EVENTUALLY CONSUME US ALL

The deepest craving of human nature is the need to be appreciated.

Keeping a pet in your house is a hell lot of responsibility... "... and not everybody can do it..."

Every person that comes into our life comes for a reason, some come to learn and others come to teach.

Speeding Indian! Just for Laugh

2009-07-16T08:54:00.001-07:00

Speeding Indian!

Ramankutty Nair, a middle aged Indian immigrant in Dallas, Texas bought a brand new convertible Porsche.

He took off down the road and pushed it up to 160 MPH and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair.

"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. But when he eventually looked in his rear-view mirror there was a Ford Crown Victoria Police Car behind him, blue lights flashing.

"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 210 mph to escape being stopped.

Then he thought, 'What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing.' and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the Police car to catch up with him.

The Policeman pulled in behind the Porsche and walked up on the driver's side.

"Sir, my Shift ends in five minutes and today is Wednesday 22 November a day before Thanksgiving, "If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before as to why you were speeding, I'll let you go."

The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran off with an American Policeman and I thought you were bringing her back.."

The Policeman said, "Have a nice day, sir!"
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Awesome Quotes by Great People

2009-07-08T09:13:00.001-07:00

Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired and success achieved. - Helen Keller

It is common sense to make a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Words and thoughts are inseparable.

Cricket and Agriculture Funny Picture

2009-07-08T09:09:00.002-07:00

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How to burn a Ciggarate........? - Very Funny

2009-07-08T09:09:00.001-07:00

You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER..... ...using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette

another deadly answer. Scroll down a little

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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down.
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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
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If that was not enough even uptill now, one more deadly answer.... scroll down

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Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"

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Kyun hain naaa deadly.....

Why A Student Fails? ... Funny Joke :D

2009-07-08T07:05:00.000-07:00

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has ONLY 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263..

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 130 days.
Days left 141..

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days.

Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means 30days.

Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days !

Days left 81.

7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.
Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.

Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness atleast 3 days.

Remaining days 3.

10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days.

1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. "How can you study at that day?"
Balance days 0

"How can a student PASS???

Polite Way to Pee... Funny Joke

2009-07-06T08:42:00.000-07:00

The Polite Way to Pee!

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny said …..

'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted...

Coolest doubt in Mahabharata... good one

2009-07-06T08:41:00.000-07:00

Coolest doubt in Mahabharata
In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharata
Story to class 6 students.
He is at the 'Krishna janma' part of it.
Masterji: "Kansa heard the Aakaashwani that his sister's 8th child is
going to kill him.
He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars.
First Son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...
Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain peak.
Third one is born ......
Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand.
"Masterji, I have a doubt" (sounding nervous n confused)
Masterji: "Ramu beta, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata
Then how come u have one?"
Ramu: "Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to kill him,
WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL? "
Masterji fainted..... ......... ........... ... sochana padega

:):)

Good Quotes... awesome words

2009-07-06T08:40:00.001-07:00

Frustrations are a direct consequence of our expectations

Love makes u strong in front of the whole world, but weak in front of the one u love.....

Grudges can kill.

Fate determines who comes into our lives… Heart determines who stays…

Most of the forbidden things are the most desirable.

Thought of the day... Awesome words

2009-07-06T08:39:00.000-07:00

Nothing has meaning except the meaning we give to it ourselves...."it's all about experiencing, how we feel and want to see...."

Too many options make decision-making so difficult.

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is "the same problem you had last year."

Be in charge and in control. It's all about ATTITUDE

Beautiful Words by great people

2009-07-06T08:38:00.000-07:00

Great souls have wills; feeble ones have only wishes. - Chinese Proverb

Love all, serve all.
- Pocket logo on Hard Rock Cafe shirt

Never fear shadows. They simply mean that there's a light shining somewhere nearby. - Ruth Renkel

Most of the time people never find there soulmates

Awesome Quotes by Great People

2009-07-06T08:31:00.000-07:00

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good. - Ann Landers

The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer somebody else up. - Mark Twain

The person who makes a success of living is the one who sees his goal steadily and aims for it unswervingly. - Cecil B. DeMille

Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training. - Freud

Thoughts of the Day ... Good Words

2009-06-25T08:27:00.000-07:00

One thing you can't recycle is "Wasted time".....

Goodness is the only investment that never fails

Self-Discipline is a choice "It is not the mountains we conquer, but ourselves"

It's hard to measure someone's sincerity level.

Marriages may be made in heaven,but man is responsible for the maintenance work.

Never claim a victory prematurely

Awesome Words

2009-06-25T08:26:00.002-07:00

The courses of true love never did run smooth. - William Shakespeare

The biggest mental roadblocks that you will ever have to overcome are those represented by your self-limiting beliefs. - Brian Tracy

love doesn't lasts for lifetime.............

Best things,"Unbroken promises, Unwritten memmories, unspoken words..."

Beautiful Words by Great People

2009-06-25T08:26:00.001-07:00

We live in a wonderful world that is full of beauty, charm and adventure. There is no end to the adventures that we can have if only we seek them with our eyes open. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Worry is like a rocking chair. It uses all your energy, but where does it get you ? - Bob Gass

Any experience can be transformed into something of value. - Vash Young

Avoiding the phrase "I don’t have time…", will soon help you to realize that you do have the time needed for just about anything you choose to accomplish in life.

Awesome Quotes by Great People

2009-06-25T07:01:00.000-07:00

Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortunes; but great minds rise above them. - Washington Irving

Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no help at all. - Dale Carnegie

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind;
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
- William Shakespeare 'A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act I, Sc. I'

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Good one -- felt like sharing

2009-06-15T09:25:00.000-07:00

Once, while interviewing Rahul Dravid, I asked him what it felt like to know that a billion people go to bed happy or sad depending on how Team India played that day. I’ve always regarded Dravid as a very intelligent, articulate person, and his answer that day only enhanced my opinion of him.

“Everyone is born with a special skill,’’ he replied. ``In my case, it happens to be hitting a ball with a piece of wood. Others have skills that enable them to become doctors, or teachers, or scientists. Personally, I’ve always felt that it’s these people who really deserve to be celebrities, not cricketers like me.”

It was an interesting insight, and I was reminded of it the other day while seeing an Intel ad, taglined ‘Our superstars are different from yours’. You know, the one which has a middle-aged man whom you and I would probably walk past in the street without giving a second look. In the ad, he’s evoking the kind of hysteria normally reserved for rock stars. It turns out that he’s a co-creator of USB (Universal Series Bus).

The ad didn’t say it in so many words, but I think it was making an important point: Bollywood stars and sportspersons entertain us, but they don’t really change our lives in any significant way. So just why are we so awed by them, rather than by people who actually make an impact on our lives, without us even realizing it?

I love playing, watching and reading about cricket as much as any Indian. But I do think that as a nation, we lack perspective about it. If we want to feel national pride, why not about something like say, the launch of Chandrayaan, rather than winning a cricket match? If we have to feel dejected, why not about the maternal mortality rate, or our low literacy levels, rather than losing a match?

I hope India sweeps four matches on the trot and retains the T20 World Cup. But if it doesn’t, it won’t be a national catastrophe, so let’s not act like it’s one.

During my career, I’ve reported from battle zones, and I’ve huddled in bunkers while shells have whizzed around. I know a little about life-and-death situations. Believe me, a cricket match is not one of them. Let’s not inflict unnecessary emotional atyachar on Team India and ourselves by making it seem as if they’re fighting a war on our behalf. They aren’t.

So, let our team have a great time playing the sport they love, without fear or undue pressure. And let us have a good time watching them. If we win, great. If we lose, well, let’s appreciate the efforts of the other team and look ahead; our day will come again. As Sachin once told Sidhu during an India-Pakistan match, “tension mat le yaar”.

Beautiful Words

2009-06-15T09:24:00.001-07:00

Things turn out the best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out. - John Wooden

Success is a journey, not a destination. - Ben Sweetland

Some of us might find happiness if we quit struggling so desperately for it. - William Feather

Do not expect much from others and get disappointed, but more importantly do not disappoint those who expect a little from you.

Beautiful Quotes by great people

2009-06-15T09:23:00.000-07:00

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

There are no great people in this world, only great challenges which ordinary people rise to meet. - William Frederick Halsey, Jr.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - Les Brown

If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer.
Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. - Thoreau

Awesome Quotes - By Great People

2009-06-15T09:19:00.000-07:00

Anger makes you smaller while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were!

He who looks always flaws in others,actually carry a big flaw in himself!
"dont always embarrass other by showing flaws always....instead you can advice sensibly! "

You are here to enrich the world, and you impoverish yourself if you forget the errand. - Woodrow Wilson

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams. Think not about your frustrations, but about your unfulfilled potential.
Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed in, but with what it is still possible for you to do. - Pope John XXIII

Awesome Words

2009-06-15T09:18:00.000-07:00

No one can avoid love...when it comes, there is no way except falling in it..

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.

Keep your head and your heart in the right direction and you don't have to worry about the feet .

Men want to be needed, and women need to be wanted.

Time is a great Architect...

Thoughts of the Day - Good Quotes

2009-06-15T07:12:00.000-07:00

We are all responsible for our own actions...

The sign of maturing is not when we start saying big things but actually it is when we start understanding small things.

Be passionate about everything you do.

You know how to give , You know how to forgive."A giving person is a forgiving person..:)"

Failure is an event, "never a person."

Thoughts of the Day - Beautiful words

2009-06-02T09:12:00.000-07:00

Sooner or later we get bored of everything in life including all human and material objects!

Enthusiasm Is INFECTIOUS..

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places

Memories can be friend or foe !!!

Awesome Quotes by Great People

2009-06-02T09:11:00.000-07:00

Allowing an unimportant mistake to pass without comment is a wonderful social grace. - Judith Martin

If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no man living who isn't capable of doing more than he thinks he can do. - Henry Ford

The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity. - Ayn Rand

Taj Mahal one of the Wonders of the World

2009-05-28T08:12:00.000-07:00

Taj Mahal in Morning

The Taj Mahal (pronounced /tɑdʒ məˈhɑl/; Hindi: ताज महल; Persian/Urdu: تاج محل) is a mausoleum located in Agra, India, built by Mughal Emperor Shah Jahan in memory of his favorite wife, Mumtaz Mahal.

Southwest Angle of Taj Mahal

The Taj Mahal (also "the Taj") is considered the finest example of Mughal architecture, a style that combines elements from Persian, Ottoman, Indian, and Islamic architectural styles. In 1983, the Taj Mahal became a UNESCO World Heritage Site and was cited as "the jewel of Muslim art in India and one of the universally admired masterpieces of the world's heritage."

Taj Mahal

While the white domed marble mausoleum is its most familiar component, the Taj Mahal is actually an integrated complex of structures. Building began around 1632 and was completed around 1653, and employed thousands of artisans and craftsmen. The construction of the Taj Mahal was entrusted to a board of architects under imperial supervision including Abd ul-Karim Ma'mur Khan, Makramat Khan, and the Persian Ustad Ahmad Lahauri, although Lahauri is generally considered to be the principal designer.

Grand Canyon one of the Wonders of the World

2009-05-28T08:01:00.000-07:00

Grand Canyon from South Rim

The Grand Canyon is a steep-sided gorge carved by the Colorado River in the United States in the state of Arizona. It is largely contained within the Grand Canyon National Park — one of the first national parks in the United States. President Theodore Roosevelt was a major proponent of preservation of the Grand Canyon area, and visited it on numerous occasions to hunt and enjoy the scenery.

Grand Canyon

Longstanding scientific consensus has been that the canyon was created by the Colorado River over a six million year period. The canyon is 277 miles (446 km) long, ranges in width from 4 to 18 miles (6.4 to 29 km) and attains a depth of over a mile (1.83 km) (6000 feet). Nearly two billion years of the Earth's geological history have been exposed as the Colorado River and its tributaries cut their channels through layer after layer of rock while the Colorado Plateau was uplifted. The "canyon began in the west, followed by another that formed in the east. Eventually, the two broke through and met as a single majestic rent in the earth some six million years ago. [...] The merger apparently occurred where the river today bends to the west, in the area known as the Kaibab Arch."

Grand Canyon Rail RoadBefore European immigration, the area was inhabited by Native Americans who built settlements within the canyon and its many caves. The Pueblo people considered the Grand Canyon ("Ongtupqa" in Hopi language) a holy site and made pilgrimages to it. The first European known to have viewed the Grand Canyon was García López de Cárdenas from Spain, who arrived in 1540.

Grand Canyon Muddy River

Eiffel Tower one of the Wonders of the World

2009-05-28T07:47:00.000-07:00

Eiffel Tower

Information
Location	Paris, France
Status	Complete
Constructed	1887 – 1889
Use	Observation tower Radio broadcasting tower

Height
Antenna/Spire	324 metres (1,063 ft)
Roof	300.65 metres (986 ft)

Companies
Architect	Gustave Eiffel
Structural Engineer	Gustave Eiffel

Thought of the Day - Awesome Quotes

2009-05-28T07:30:00.001-07:00

To be a winner, you have to think like winner. - Donald Trump

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those in love, time is eternity.....

Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the others.

Package tours are a lot more fun than traveling independently

Egyptian pyramids one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World

2009-05-27T08:04:00.000-07:00

The Egyptian pyramids are ancient pyramid-shaped masonry structures located in Egypt.

There are over 100 pyramids in Egypt. Most were built as tombs for the country's Pharaohs and their consorts during the Old and Middle Kingdom periods.

The earliest known Egyptian pyramid is the Pyramid of Djoser which was built during the third dynasty. This pyramid and its surrounding complex were designed by the architect Imhotep, and are generally considered to be the world's oldest monumental structures constructed of dressed masonry.

The best known Egyptian pyramids are those found at Giza, on the outskirts of Cairo. Several of the Giza pyramids are counted among the largest structures ever built.

The Pyramid of Khufu at Giza is the largest Egyptian pyramid. It is the only one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World still in existence.

Mother Teresa of Calcutta

2009-05-27T07:58:00.000-07:00

Mother Teresa of Calcutta
Mother Teresa (August 26, 1910 – September 5, 1997), born Agnesë Gonxhe Bojaxhiu (pronounced [aɡnɛs ɡɔnˈdʒa bɔˈjadʒju]), was an Albanian Roman Catholic nun with Indian citizenship who founded the Missionaries of Charity in Kolkata (Calcutta), India in 1950. For over 45 years she ministered to the poor, sick, orphaned, and dying, while guiding the Missionaries of Charity's expansion, first throughout India and then in other countries.

By the 1970s she was internationally famed as a humanitarian and advocate for the poor and helpless, due in part to a documentary, and book, Something Beautiful for God by Malcolm Muggeridge. She won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979 and India's highest civilian honour, the Bharat Ratna, in 1980 for her humanitarian work. Mother Teresa's Missionaries of Charity continued to expand, and at the time of her death it was operating 610 missions in 123 countries, including hospices and homes for people with HIV/AIDS, leprosy and tuberculosis, soup kitchens, children's and family counseling programs, orphanages, and schools.

She has been praised by many individuals, governments and organizations; however, she has also faced a diverse range of criticism. These include objections by various individuals and groups, including Christopher Hitchens, Michael Parenti, Aroup Chatterjee, Vishva Hindu Parishad, against the proselytizing focus of her work including a strong stance against abortion, a belief in the spiritual goodness of poverty and alleged baptisms of the dying. Several medical journals also criticised the standard of medical care in her hospices and concerns were raised about the opaque nature in which donated money was spent.

Following her death she was beatified by Pope John Paul II and given the title Blessed Teresa of Calcutta.

Pope John Paul II & mother Teresa of Calcuta, 2 saints & glorious figures of the Catholic Church

Beautiful Railway Images

2009-05-25T16:58:00.000-07:00

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Awesome Words by Great People

2009-05-25T16:42:00.000-07:00

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

To do anything in this world worth doing, we must not stand back shivering and thinking of the cold and danger, but jump in, and scramble through as well as we can. - Sydney Smith

Success requires that you have a motivating inner power to push you forward. - Remez Sasson

One who fears failure limits his activities. Failure is only the opportunity to more intelligently begin again. Henry Ford

Far away in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead. - Louisa May Alcott

Happiness, unlike unhappiness, is a proactive choice. - Stephen R Covey

Thought for the Day - Awesome Thoughts

2009-05-25T16:37:00.000-07:00

Meditation is nothing but coming to terms with your inner emptiness: -"recognizing it, not escaping; living through it, not escaping; being through it, not escaping. Then suddenly the emptiness becomes the fullness of life. When you don’t escape from it, it is the most beautiful thing, the purest, because only emptiness can be pure."

Always defend and respect your partner.

Life is like making investment... sometimes you need to take risk to get through it...

Success is never certain and failure is never final.

Shri Siddi Vinayak Ganapati ...

2009-05-20T08:30:00.000-07:00

Shri Siddi Vinayak

The Birth of Shree Siddhivinayak Ganapati

Ganesha the Divine
The old temple was consecrated on Thursday, 19th November 1801. According to our Hindu Calendar it falls on Kartik Shudha Chaturdashi, Shake 1723 in “Durmukh Sanvatsar”. It's build-up area was 3.60mtr. x 3.60mtr. square. It was ground floor structure (see picture no.1). It had 450mm thick brick walls and old type dome, again of brick with a Kalash above. Around the dome, a parapet walls with grills was structure of the temple. The floor level of the temple and road level were also same.

This temple is on the corner of Kakasaheb Gadgil Marg and S.K.Bole Marg in Prabhadevi, which is facing heavy vehicular traffic It was built by a professional contractor, Late Mr.Laxman Vithu Patil as per the financial support and instructions of Late Mrs.Deubai Patil, who was a rich lady of Agri Samaj from Matunga. Although she was rich enough, she had no child.

The idea of the construction of the temple struck to Late Deubai during the prayer time, she humbly requested Lord Ganesh and said, “Although I cannot have a child, let other ladies who are childless get the pleasure of child on visiting the temple and praying you”. Looking at successful subsequent history of the temple, it appears like the Lord Ganesh nodded to this humble request and pious thoughts and deeds of Late Deubai Patil. It is, therefore, this Siddhivinayak is famous for it and known as “Navasacha Ganapati” or “Navasala Pavanara Ganapati” in Marathi (Ganapati bestows whenever humbly genuinely prayed a wish) among devotees.

The idol of Shree Siddhivinayak was carved out of a single black stone and is 2'6” (750mm) high and 2' (600mm) wide with the trunk on the right. This is rather unusual appearance of Lord Ganesh. The upper right and left hands hold a lotus and an axe respectively while the lower right and left hands hold a rosary (japmala) and bowl full of “Modak” respectively. As it resembles the sacred thread, a snake appears on the left shoulder to right side belly. On the forehead of deity is an eye, which almost looks like the third eye of Lord Shiva. On both sides of the Lord Ganesh idol, are placed one idol each of Riddhi and Siddhi goddesses who are appearing like peeping out of the Ganesh idol from behind. Because of these two deities along with Lord Ganesh, this temple is known as the Siddhivinayak Ganapati Temple. These goddesses signify sanctity, success, wealth and prosperity.

Around 125 years ago, Shri Akkalkot Swami Samarth's great disciple, Late Ramakrishna Jambhekar Maharaj, who was also ardent devotee of Lord Ganesh and Gayatri Mantra was blessed with Assyssinian ( Siddhi ). One day Swami Samarth asked Shri Jambhekar to bring divine idols. Out of the idols, except two idols, Swami Samarth told to bury in the front courtyard of the house of Swami Samarth's another disciple Shri Cholappa, where Swami Samarth used to temporarily reside. Shri Jambhekar was also told to inhume remaining two idols in front of Lord Ganesh that he usually worshipped. During his attendance with Swami Samarth, Shri Jambhekar foretold that a Mandaar tree would grow on the place after 21 years, Swayambhu ( Swayambhu ) Ganesh would appear on the sacred place. From that onward people's devotion would grow in leaps and beyond.

After few years, Jambhekar Maharaj whose Math is near sea-shore at Dadar, Mumbai, asked Late Priest Govind Chintaman Phatak to look after, perform regular religious pooja etc. of Shree Siddhivinayak Temple. The predecessor of Priest Phatak, there was Late Namdev Kelkar performing priest-wood job in the temple.

From the available information and records, the land of the temple complex was around 2550 sq.mtrs. There was a lake towards eastern and southern side of temple admeasuring approx. 30 x 40 sq.mtrs. This lake was built by Nardulla in early 19th century, to overcome the scarcity of the water, faced by the area. The lake was, later on, filled up, and now it is playground and a part of Kakasaheb Gadgil Marg.

There was also a rest house, sought of Dharmashala and a pair of beautiful 3.6 in high, stone masonry “Deepmalas”. There was also a dwelling unit for the owner of this complex. In the earlier days when there were not many structures of residential and commercial type in its neighborhood area. The devotees in large numbers started visiting the temple only after 1952 and the long standing Q's were seen in 1965 onwards.

Since the owner had divided the original plot and subleased it to different parties and naturally the space available around this old temple reduced and became quite small. After 1975, the number of devotees visiting the temple started growing by real sense of Geometrical Progression. It became difficult to enter the temple or even to have “Darshan” of Lord Ganesh, the devotees were finding it quite troublesome to enter through the two small doors

Mind blowing & truly inspiring...(Gud one must read)

2009-05-20T08:17:00.000-07:00

Monica married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party, Monica's mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook. With Rs. 1000 deposit amount.

She said to her, "Monica, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life. When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in. Write down what it's about next to the line. The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I've done the first one for you today. Do the others with Hitesh. When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you've had."

Monica shared this with Hitesh when getting home. They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made. This was what they did after certain time:

- 7 Feb : Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage
- 1 Mar : Rs.300, salary raise for Monica
- 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali
- 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Monica got pregnant
- 1 Jun : Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted...... and so on...

However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things. They didn't talk much. They regretted that they had married the most nasty people in the world... no more love... kind of typical nowadays, huh?

One day Monica talked to her Mother, "Mom, we can't stand it anymore. We agree to divorce. I can't imagine how I decided to marry this guy!"

Her mother said, "Sure, girl, that's no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you really can't stand it. But before that, do one thing first. Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first. You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage."

Monica thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account. While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked, and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears. She left and went home. When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce.

The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Monica.

She found a new deposit of Rs. 5000.

And a line next to the record: This is the day I noticed how much I've loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness you've brought me.

They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe. Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired?

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When you fall, in any way, don't see the place where you fell!

Instead see the place from where you slipped!!

Life is about correcting the mistakes! Take it on!!

7 Wonders of the World !!! Touching Words

2009-05-20T08:10:00.000-07:00

7 Wonders of the World !!!Click to View Larger

Definitely check this one :D Funny Words

2009-05-20T08:08:00.000-07:00

u r Ultimate
u r Lovely
u r Likeable
u r Unique
In short... u r ULLU !!!

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I am getting married next week.
There will be small party
and only a few people will be invited.
Don't brings any gifts.
just brings SOMEONE to marry me.

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Galileo : Great Mind
Einstein : Genius Mind
Newton : Extraordinary Mind
Bill Gates : Brilliant Mind
ME : Master Mind
YOU : Never Mind

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Good Person : Its YOU
Good Friend : Its YOU again
Good Heart : That's YOU !
Good Will : Its also YOU !
Good Looking Ahh....
hold it. Its 2 much 4 u..... Now its ME

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I wanted 2 kill the SWEETEST, SMARTEST
& the most beautiful person on the earth,
but then I thought.........
SUICIDE is a crime.

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I Look at the moon,
the moon is beautiful...
I look at you... I... I...I'd rather
look at the moon again...

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CHI CHANG CHEN
LAINGHUANG THEIN
CHI KWA SIAU-CIE
WOHEN HAU NI THAZ
THAZ HAO OEI SIEN-SHENG
Popat ! Agar samj nahi aa raha ho
to padh kyon rahe ho....?

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Why do we drink water ?
Because we cannot eat it.

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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio
with a sports car around it.

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Zindagi mein teen chijen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain....
1) PAISA,
2) MAUT
AUR ......
.......AUR
3) MERA MAIL

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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
kuch nahi bas tumhari shakal yaad aagayi
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

To ani Tii ... Marathi Touching Words

2009-05-20T07:57:00.000-07:00

To ani Tii ... Marathi StoryClick to View Larger

Cool Answers ....!! Very Funny Read the Whole Answer

2009-05-20T07:48:00.000-07:00

Question 1 - Funny Answer Click to View Larger

Question 2 - Funny Answer Click to View Larger
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Question 4 - Funny Answer Click to View Larger

Gita Updesh for Technical Guys ... Good Funny one :D

2009-05-20T07:41:00.000-07:00

HEY PARTH ....

Increment nahin mila, bura hua

Salary cut ho rahi hai, bura ho raha hai

Retrenchment hoga, wo bhi bura hi hoga...

Tum pichhla review na hone ka paschataap na karo

Tum agle review na hone ki chinta na karo

Recession chal raha hai...

Tumhari pocket se kya gaya jo tum rote ho ?

Tum company ke liye kya business laye the jo tumne kho diya ?

Tumne aisa kaun sa product banaya tha jo scrap hogaya ?

Tum koi experience le kar nahin aaye the...

Jo experience liya company se liya...

Jo project kiya company ko diya...

Degree le kar aaye, experience lekar chale...

Jo function aaj tumhara hai,

Kal kisi aur ka tha... parson kisi aur ka hoga...

Tum ise apna samajh kar magn ho rahe ho

Bas yahi khushi tumhari tension ka kaaran hai...

Kyon wyarth tension lete ho, kis se wyarth darte ho

Kaun tumhein nikaal sakta hai ?

Policy change company ka rule hai

Jise tum policy change kehte ho, wahi to trick hai...

Ek pal mein tum millionaire ho jaate ho

Doosre hi pal mein tum stipend par aa jate ho...

Review, increment etc. etc. man se hata do

Vichar se mita do phir company tumhari hai, tum company ke ho...

Na yeh increments tumhare liye hain, na tum iske kabil ho

Parantu job secure hai, phir tumhein tension kyon hai

Tum apne aap ko Company ko arpit karo

Yahin sabse bada Golden Rule hai...

Jo is Golden Rule ko janta hai

Wo review, incentive, recession se sarvada muqt hai.

ITS BEAUTIFUL ! ! Touching Story

2009-05-20T07:39:00.000-07:00

!A Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.
The father was kind of scared so he asked his little
daughter, "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that
you don't fall into the river." The little girl said,
"No, Dad. You hold my hand."

"What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father.

"There's a big difference," replied the little girl.

"If I hold your hand and something happens to me,
chances are that I may let your hand go.

But if you hold my hand, I know for sure

that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind,

but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person whom you love

rather than expecting them to hold yours...

Why Did God give only one Heart

2009-05-20T07:34:00.000-07:00

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What does Ganesha Symbolize ??

2009-05-20T07:30:00.000-07:00

Ganesha Symbolize Click to View Larger

A Friend Is... Beautiful Words Friendship

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True Love...Sorry I had to do it...

2009-05-18T11:51:00.000-07:00

True Love...Sorry I had to do it...

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.

She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said....

You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...

TO MY CHILD - Touching Words

2009-05-18T11:27:00.000-07:00

TO MY CHILD

Just for this morning, I am going to
smile when I see your face and laugh
when I feel like crying.
Just for this morning, I will let you
choose what you want to wear,
and smile and say how perfect it is.

Just for this morning, I am going to step
over the laundry and pick you up and take you to
the park to play.

Just for this morning, I will leave the
dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to put
that puzzle of yours together.

Just for this afternoon, I will unplug
the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with
you in the backyard and blow bubbles.

Just for this afternoon, I will not yell
once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and
whine for the ice cream truck, and I will buy you one
if he comes by.

Just for this afternoon, I won't worry
about what you are going to be when you grow up, or
second guess every decision I have made where you are
concerned.

Just for this afternoon, I will let you
help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you
trying to fix them.

Just for this afternoon, I will take us
to McDonald's and buy us both a Happy Meal so you can
have both toys.

Just for this evening, I will hold you in
my arms and tell you a story about how you were
born and how much I love you.
Just for this evening, I will let you
splash in the tub and not get angry.

Just for this evening, I will let you
stay up late while we sit on the porch and count all the stars.

Just for this evening, I will snuggle
beside you for hours, and miss my favorite TV shows.

Just for this evening when I run my
finger through your hair as you pray, I will simply be
grateful that God has given me the greatest gift ever given.

I will think about the mothers and
fathers who are searching for their missing children, the
mothers and fathers who are visiting their children s
graves instead of their bedrooms. The mothers
and fathers who are in hospital rooms
watching their children suffer senselessly and screaming
inside that little body

And when I kiss you goodnight I will hold
you a little tighter, a little longer. It is then,
that I will thank God for you, and ask him for

nothing, except one more day..............

हे प्रेम आहे - मराठी कविता

2009-05-18T11:24:00.000-07:00

Happy Mother's Day

2009-05-18T11:20:00.000-07:00

When I came home in the rain,

Brother asked why didn't you take an umbrella.

Sister advised, Why didn't you wait till rain stopped.

Father angrily warned, only after getting cold, you will realize.

But Mother, while drying my hair, said, stupid rain! Couldn't it wait, till my child came home?

HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY!

Guys will love this! :) 3rd Set of Funny Jokes

2009-05-18T09:35:00.000-07:00

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... - Nash

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
- Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
- Anonymous

Guys will love this! - 2nd Set of Funny Words/Jokes

2009-05-18T09:33:00.000-07:00

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund Freud

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' - Anonymous

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' - Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' - James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Patrick Murra

Guys will love this! Funny Jokes

2009-05-18T09:18:00.000-07:00

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

Awesome Quotes

2009-05-18T09:16:00.001-07:00

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return...

One old nice and romantic memory can make someone's day.
"It can bring back to u the whole nice time u spent with the nice loving ppl u had the time with , it also can remind u every nice words , warm smiles , romantic music , beautiful places and how hearts was dancing and hoping "

Respect yourself and the world will respect you.

you are judged by your actions and words -

Beautiful Quotes

2009-05-18T09:15:00.000-07:00

Mother's Love for her children is unconditional, unique,the strongest...."full of adoration, pride and affection."

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

No difficulties, no discovery; no pain, no gain

Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.

Touching Quotes

2009-05-18T09:14:00.002-07:00

In some relations "Letting Go" is the most difficult and the last thing you desire...

Sometimes it takes just a moment to create a memory of a lifetime.

Stress is as much physical as psychological. "Referring to the op "Psychology problems can manifest into physical problems."

A life without dreams is harder to live...

Beautiful Words by Great People

2009-05-18T09:14:00.001-07:00

The man of virtue makes the difficulty to be overcome his first business, and success only a subsequent consideration. - Confucius

We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a second chance. - Harrison Ford

Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself. - William Faulkner

Love is the ability and willingness to allow those that you care for to be what they choose for themselves without any insistence that they satisfy you. - Wayne Dyer

Awesome Quotes by Great people

2009-05-18T09:01:00.000-07:00

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish. - Quintilian

Underpromise; overdeliver - Tom Peters

We do not keep the outward form of order, where there is deep disorder in the mind. - William Shakespeare

Awesome Words by Great People

2009-05-06T07:32:00.001-07:00

Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore, so do our minutes hasten to their end. - William Shakespeare

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. - Mark Twain

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

A great secret of success is to go through life as a man who never gets used up. - Albert Schweitzer

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
- Captain Jack Sparrow; 'Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl'

Awesome Quotes

2009-05-06T07:31:00.000-07:00

All that we are is the result of what we have thought.

There is no Limitation for ... imagination

Whatever you do, do it with good heart

The purpose of any true relationship is not to have someone who might complete you, but to have someone with whom you might share your incompleteness.

Beautiful Quotes

2009-05-06T07:25:00.000-07:00

Nobody ever did, or ever will, escape the consequences of his choices

There are a thousand Paths to every Right and even more to every Wrong!
"People who want to do good would do it anyway, and People who want to do bad would find even more ways,"

We need to achieve a balance between the stresses of daily life, personal goals, and romantic desires / relationship goals

Love is the strongest feeling that exists on earth!

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top.

Hee kavita forward kara!

2009-05-06T07:22:00.000-07:00

Thought for the Day

2009-04-27T14:23:00.000-07:00

Happiness Achieved is Materialistic, , Happiness felt is Divine

Don't sacrifice your personality for the love

Understanding & good communication is the key to every successful relationship. "When the fire of passion cools down with time, it's what'll keep you going."

Dreams are bridge between physical world, accessible through our senses and sacred realm, built at subconsciousness

I know of only one bird - the parrot - that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

Know how to listen, and you will profit even from those who talk badly. - Pultarch

Some more Awesome Quotes

2009-04-24T07:34:00.000-07:00

No longer forward nor behind,

I look in hope and fear;

But grateful take the good I find,

The best of now and here.

- John G Whittier

A little less ego, a little more understanding, a little less argument, a little more concern, that's what keeps a relationship forever and ever.

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

great ideas are owned by positive minds.

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm

Do it before its too late. Save our HOME, our PLANET, our MOTHER EARTH! "Prevention is better and easier than cure!"

Feelings are much like waves. We can't keep them from coming, but we can choose which one to surf.

Some more Good Quotes

2009-04-21T07:19:00.000-07:00

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Wisdom is what's left after we've run out of personal opinions. - Cullen Hightower

Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us. - Thomas Paine

Nearly all men can stand adversity. but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Hamal De Dhamall ... Funny Good One for IT Professionals

2009-04-21T07:13:00.000-07:00

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said:

Doctor: I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only

Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only....

Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.

Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:

Doctor: OK. Tell me.

Man: I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.

I get up in the morning like a horse

I go to work running like a deer

I work all the day like a donkey

I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.

I wag my tail in front of all my bosses

I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.

I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor: Are you an IT professional?

Man: Yes

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are an IT professional. Come man, no one can treat you better than me.

Couple more Awesome Quotes from Great People

2009-04-16T07:36:00.000-07:00

The safest principle through life, instead of reforming others, is to set about perfecting yourself. - B. R. Haydon

A wretched soul, bruis'd with adversity,

We bid be quiet, when we hear it cry;

But were we burden'd with like weight of pain,

As much, or more, we should ourselves complain.

-William Shakespeare

Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

The rays of happiness, like those of light, are colourless when unbroken. - Henry W Longfellow

Good Jokes - Check which grade you are in :)

2009-04-16T07:33:00.000-07:00

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her

students.

The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too

smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter

than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While

Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal

what the situation was.

The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed

to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and

behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he

agreed

to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade

should know. The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think

Harry can go to the third-grade."

Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The

principal and Harry both agree.

Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Harry, after a moment, "Legs."

Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Harry: "Pockets."

Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants"

Ms Brooks: What's a start with a C and ends with a T is hairy, oval, and

delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Harry: "Coconut "

Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,

Harry was taking charge.

Harry: "Bubblegum"

Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a

dog do on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,

Harry: "Shake hands"

Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Harry: "Yep. "

Ms Brooks: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.

I get wet before you do."

Harry: "Tent"

Ms Brooks: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The

best man always has me first."

The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.

Harry: "Wedding Ring"

Ms Brooks: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you

blow me, you feel good."

Harry: "Nose"

Ms Brooks: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a

quiver."

Harry: "Arrow"

Ms Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot

of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Fire truck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry

in

the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."

So Which class you are in????

READ IT ONCE U WILL LIKE IT .....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great Story

2009-04-16T07:21:00.000-07:00

The train has started moving. It is packed with people of all ages, mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals. Near the window, seated a old man with his 30 year old son. As the train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled with the scenery outside..

" See dad, the scenery of green trees moving away is very beautiful"

This behavior from a thirty year old son made the other people feel strange about him. Every one started murmuring something or other about this son. "This guy seems to be a crack.." newly married Anil whispered to his wife.

Suddenly it started raining... Rain drops fell on the travelers through the opened window. The Thirty year old son , filled with joy " see dad, how beautiful the rain is .."

Anil's wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling her new suit.

Anil ," cant you see its raining, you old man, if ur son is not feeling well get him soon to a mental asylum. and don't disturb public henceforth"

The old man hesitated first and then in a low tone replied " we are on the way back from hospital, my son got discharged today morning , he was a blind by birth, last week only he got his vision, these rain and nature are new to his eyes.. Please forgive us for the inconvenience caused..."

The things we see may be right from our perspective until we know the truth.. But when we know the truth our reaction to that will hurt even us......

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