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Beautiful Words by Great People

The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them. - George Bernard Shaw

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day; while failure is simply a few errors in judgement, repeated every day. - Jim Rohn

Beautiful Words

Don't ask God for a easy life, ask him to make you a strong person

Sharing thoughts is the first step to improve understanding of our self and of each other.

No one is in charge of your happiness,but you..

We are never all alone...some memories are always with us...

Control your own destiny or someone else will

Beautiful Words by Great People

To be pleased with one's limits is a wretched state. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill

Many people lose the small joys, in hope of the big happiness. - Pearl S Buck

In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is do the right thing. The worst thing you can do is do nothing. - Theodore Roosevelt

Good Words ... Thought of the day

Don't evaluate or criticize your partner.

RECIPROCATION is a must in any relationship

value of relationship is not how much one feels happy with someone, but the emptyness in the absence of someone...

Opportunity is the offer circumstances design for you....

Awesome Words by Great People

To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have. - Ken Keyes

You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action. - Anthony Robbins

The only thing that stands between a man and what he wants from life is often merely the will to try it and the faith to believe that it is possible. - Richard M DeVos

People who are unable to motivate themselves must be content with mediocrity, no matter how impressive their other talents. - Andrew Carnegie

Thoughts of the day... Good words

TECHNOLOGY WILL EVENTUALLY CONSUME US ALL

The deepest craving of human nature is the need to be appreciated.

Keeping a pet in your house is a hell lot of responsibility... "... and not everybody can do it..."

Every person that comes into our life comes for a reason, some come to learn and others come to teach.

Speeding Indian! Just for Laugh

Speeding Indian!



Ramankutty Nair, a middle aged Indian immigrant in Dallas, Texas bought a brand new convertible Porsche.

He took off down the road and pushed it up to 160 MPH and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair.

"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. But when he eventually looked in his rear-view mirror there was a Ford Crown Victoria Police Car behind him, blue lights flashing.

"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 210 mph to escape being stopped.

Then he thought, 'What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing.' and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the Police car to catch up with him.

The Policeman pulled in behind the Porsche and walked up on the driver's side.

"Sir, my Shift ends in five minutes and today is Wednesday 22 November a day before Thanksgiving, "If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before as to why you were speeding, I'll let you go."

The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran off with an American Policeman and I thought you were bringing her back.."

The Policeman said, "Have a nice day, sir!"
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Awesome Quotes by Great People

Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired and success achieved. - Helen Keller

It is common sense to make a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Words and thoughts are inseparable.

Cricket and Agriculture Funny Picture

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How to burn a Ciggarate........? - Very Funny

You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER..... ...using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette

another deadly answer. Scroll down a little

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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
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If that was not enough even uptill now, one more deadly answer.... scroll down

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Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"

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Kyun hain naaa deadly.....

Why A Student Fails? ... Funny Joke :D

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has ONLY 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263..

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 130 days.
Days left 141..

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days.

Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means 30days.

Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days !

Days left 81.

7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.
Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.

Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness atleast 3 days.

Remaining days 3.

10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days.

1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. "How can you study at that day?"
Balance days 0

"How can a student PASS???

Polite Way to Pee... Funny Joke

The Polite Way to Pee!

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny said …..

'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted...

Coolest doubt in Mahabharata... good one

Coolest doubt in Mahabharata
In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharata
Story to class 6 students.
He is at the 'Krishna janma' part of it.
Masterji: "Kansa heard the Aakaashwani that his sister's 8th child is
going to kill him.
He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars.
First Son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...
Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain peak.
Third one is born ......
Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand.
"Masterji, I have a doubt" (sounding nervous n confused)
Masterji: "Ramu beta, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata
Then how come u have one?"
Ramu: "Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to kill him,
WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL? "
Masterji fainted..... ......... ........... ... sochana padega

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Good Quotes... awesome words

Frustrations are a direct consequence of our expectations

Love makes u strong in front of the whole world, but weak in front of the one u love.....

Grudges can kill.

Fate determines who comes into our lives… Heart determines who stays…

Most of the forbidden things are the most desirable.

Thought of the day... Awesome words

Nothing has meaning except the meaning we give to it ourselves...."it's all about experiencing, how we feel and want to see...."

Too many options make decision-making so difficult.

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is "the same problem you had last year."

Be in charge and in control. It's all about ATTITUDE

Beautiful Words by great people

Great souls have wills; feeble ones have only wishes. - Chinese Proverb

Love all, serve all.
- Pocket logo on Hard Rock Cafe shirt

Never fear shadows. They simply mean that there's a light shining somewhere nearby. - Ruth Renkel

Most of the time people never find there soulmates

Awesome Quotes by Great People

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good. - Ann Landers

The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer somebody else up. - Mark Twain

The person who makes a success of living is the one who sees his goal steadily and aims for it unswervingly. - Cecil B. DeMille

Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training. - Freud