Couple more Awesome Quotes from Great People

The safest principle through life, instead of reforming others, is to set about perfecting yourself. - B. R. Haydon

A wretched soul, bruis'd with adversity,

We bid be quiet, when we hear it cry;

But were we burden'd with like weight of pain,

As much, or more, we should ourselves complain.

-William Shakespeare

Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln


The rays of happiness, like those of light, are colourless when unbroken. - Henry W Longfellow

Good Jokes - Check which grade you are in :)

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her

students.


The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too

smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter

than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"



Ms Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While

Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal

what the situation was.



The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed

to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and

behave. She agreed.



Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he

agreed

to take the test.



Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9".



Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36".



And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade

should know. The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think

Harry can go to the third-grade."



Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The

principal and Harry both agree.



Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Harry, after a moment, "Legs."



Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Harry: "Pockets."



Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants"



Ms Brooks: What's a start with a C and ends with a T is hairy, oval, and

delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Harry: "Coconut "



Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,

Harry was taking charge.

Harry: "Bubblegum"



Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a

dog do on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,

Harry: "Shake hands"



Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Harry: "Yep. "



Ms Brooks: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.

I get wet before you do."

Harry: "Tent"



Ms Brooks: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The

best man always has me first."

The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.

Harry: "Wedding Ring"



Ms Brooks: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you

blow me, you feel good."

Harry: "Nose"



Ms Brooks: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a

quiver."

Harry: "Arrow"



Ms Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot

of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Fire truck"



The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry

in

the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."



So Which class you are in????

READ IT ONCE U WILL LIKE IT .....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great Story

The train has started moving. It is packed with people of all ages, mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals. Near the window, seated a old man with his 30 year old son. As the train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled with the scenery outside..

" See dad, the scenery of green trees moving away is very beautiful"

This behavior from a thirty year old son made the other people feel strange about him. Every one started murmuring something or other about this son. "This guy seems to be a crack.." newly married Anil whispered to his wife.

Suddenly it started raining... Rain drops fell on the travelers through the opened window. The Thirty year old son , filled with joy " see dad, how beautiful the rain is .."

Anil's wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling her new suit.


Anil ," cant you see its raining, you old man, if ur son is not feeling well get him soon to a mental asylum. and don't disturb public henceforth"


The old man hesitated first and then in a low tone replied " we are on the way back from hospital, my son got discharged today morning , he was a blind by birth, last week only he got his vision, these rain and nature are new to his eyes.. Please forgive us for the inconvenience caused..."

The things we see may be right from our perspective until we know the truth.. But when we know the truth our reaction to that will hurt even us......

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