Polite Way to Pee... Funny Joke

The Polite Way to Pee!

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny said …..

'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted...

Coolest doubt in Mahabharata... good one

Coolest doubt in Mahabharata
In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharata
Story to class 6 students.
He is at the 'Krishna janma' part of it.
Masterji: "Kansa heard the Aakaashwani that his sister's 8th child is
going to kill him.
He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars.
First Son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...
Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain peak.
Third one is born ......
Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand.
"Masterji, I have a doubt" (sounding nervous n confused)
Masterji: "Ramu beta, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata
Then how come u have one?"
Ramu: "Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to kill him,
WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL? "
Masterji fainted..... ......... ........... ... sochana padega

:):)

Good Quotes... awesome words

Frustrations are a direct consequence of our expectations

Love makes u strong in front of the whole world, but weak in front of the one u love.....

Grudges can kill.

Fate determines who comes into our lives… Heart determines who stays…

Most of the forbidden things are the most desirable.

Thought of the day... Awesome words

Nothing has meaning except the meaning we give to it ourselves...."it's all about experiencing, how we feel and want to see...."

Too many options make decision-making so difficult.

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is "the same problem you had last year."

Be in charge and in control. It's all about ATTITUDE

Beautiful Words by great people

Great souls have wills; feeble ones have only wishes. - Chinese Proverb

Love all, serve all.
- Pocket logo on Hard Rock Cafe shirt

Never fear shadows. They simply mean that there's a light shining somewhere nearby. - Ruth Renkel

Most of the time people never find there soulmates

Awesome Quotes by Great People

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good. - Ann Landers

The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer somebody else up. - Mark Twain

The person who makes a success of living is the one who sees his goal steadily and aims for it unswervingly. - Cecil B. DeMille

Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training. - Freud